Wednesday, December 06, 2017
Zombies Make Poor Minions
Zombies make excellent cannon fodder, but very poor minions. Why do you ask? Let's see. One they require directions for every little action, or else they just stand there. Two, they have a tendency to start fires, usually by acciden. Three, things keep dropping in their prescence; dodging falling containers of dog food is no fun and potentially lethal. And four, absolutely no sense of humor. So do yourself a favor, never hire discount zombies to work for you.
And that preceding paragraph has nothing to do with Pathfinder, but real life instead. Two and a half more weeks, just two and a half more weeks I have to keep reminding myself. On the plus side, this means I am SO looking forward Pathfinder this Saturday. So yes, I'm back this weekend abuse your PC's, err, run Pathfinder. The party is ready to enter the mysterious wizard's tower in search of the missing body of the android Casandalee. The PC's need the vital info hidden in the androids memory, but need to defeat the denizens of the tower first. Who will be there this Sat??
And that preceding paragraph has nothing to do with Pathfinder, but real life instead. Two and a half more weeks, just two and a half more weeks I have to keep reminding myself. On the plus side, this means I am SO looking forward Pathfinder this Saturday. So yes, I'm back this weekend abuse your PC's, err, run Pathfinder. The party is ready to enter the mysterious wizard's tower in search of the missing body of the android Casandalee. The PC's need the vital info hidden in the androids memory, but need to defeat the denizens of the tower first. Who will be there this Sat??
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